Friday, 26 February 2010

more than one year since the last post, hows everyone?

time has passed really quickly eh, us guys, some are more than half way through ns, the rest already almost half way there.
and the girls, like shihui ching and shao all having fun overseas. while the rest curse and swear about how stressful life in uni here is .. haha..

ohwell, lets hope one day we can all meet up again, and maybe visit the teachers like loy, and check out that funny basketball court on the school field. =)
take care in the meanwhile.


Wednesday, 25 February 2009





Sunday, 4 January 2009



HELLO haha.
this is my first and last post here.
the blog needs a post for 2009.
happy belated new year!

- cheongee :D

Saturday, 27 September 2008


Severely constipated, Ammar went to the doctor and was given a
prescription for suppositories. Never having used them in the old
country, Ammar proceeded to eat one a day for a week.
Still constipated, he went back to the doctor who looked at him
with amazement.
"I can't believe it. A week of these and you still haven't moved
your bowels." He threw up his hands. "Are you sure you used the
entire box?"
Snarling with disgust, Ammar said,
"Whadda hell you think I do, shove them up my ass?"


Ammar has spent many days crossing the desert without water. His
camel dies of thirst. He's crawling through the sands, certain
that he has breathed his last, when all of a sudden he sees an
object sticking out of the sand several yards ahead of him. He
crawls to the object, pulls it out of the sand, and discovers
what looks to be an old brief case. He opens it and out pops a
But this is no ordinary genie. He is wearing a Senior Manager ID
badge and dull grey suit.
"Well" says the genie. "You know how it works. You have three
"I'm not falling for this." says Ammar. "I'm not going to trust a
Senior Manager."
"What do you have to lose? You've got no transportation, and it
looks like you're a goner anyway!"
Ammar thinks about this for a minute, and decides that the genie
is right. "OK, I wish I were in a lush oasis with plentiful food
and drink."
Ammar finds himself in the most beautiful oasis he has ever seen.
And he is surrounded with jugs of wine and platters of
"OK, what's your second wish."
"My second wish is that I were rich beyond my wildest dreams."
Ammar finds himself surrounded by treasure chests filled with
rare gold coins and precious gems.
"OK, you have just one more wish. Better make it a good one!"
After thinking for a few minutes, Ammar says...
"I wish that no matter where I go, beautiful women will want and
need me."
He is turned into a tampon.
The moral of the story?
If a Senior Manager offers you anything, there's going to be a
string attached.

Tuesday, 23 September 2008


"Hello, is this the FBI?"
"Yes. What do you want?"
"I'm calling to report my neighbor Billy Bob Smith! He's hiding
cocaine inside his firewood."
"Thank you very much for the call, sir."
The next day, the FBI agents descend on Billy Bob's house. They
search the shed where the firewood is kept. Using axes, they bust
open every piece of wood, but find no cocaine. They swore at
Billy Bob and left.
The phone rings at Billy Bob's house.
"Hey, Billy Bob! Did the FBI come?"
"Did they chop your firewood?"
"Okay, now it's your turn to call the FBI. I want to plant some seeds in the garden."

Wednesday, 20 August 2008

class montage

same video with edited audio
note that the audio isnt truncated at the end in the actual video, instead it extends the video till the song finishes