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Ammar has spent many days crossing the desert without water. His
camel dies of thirst. He's crawling through the sands, certain
that he has breathed his last, when all of a sudden he sees an
object sticking out of the sand several yards ahead of him. He
crawls to the object, pulls it out of the sand, and discovers
what looks to be an old brief case. He opens it and out pops a
genie....
 
But this is no ordinary genie. He is wearing a Senior Manager ID
badge and dull grey suit.
 
"Well" says the genie. "You know how it works. You have three
wishes."
 
"I'm not falling for this." says Ammar. "I'm not going to trust a
Senior Manager."
 
"What do you have to lose? You've got no transportation, and it
looks like you're a goner anyway!"
 
Ammar thinks about this for a minute, and decides that the genie
is right. "OK, I wish I were in a lush oasis with plentiful food
and drink."
 
***POOF***
 
Ammar finds himself in the most beautiful oasis he has ever seen.
And he is surrounded with jugs of wine and platters of
delicacies.
 
"OK, what's your second wish."
 
"My second wish is that I were rich beyond my wildest dreams."
 
***POOF***
 
Ammar finds himself surrounded by treasure chests filled with
rare gold coins and precious gems.
 
"OK, you have just one more wish. Better make it a good one!"
 
After thinking for a few minutes, Ammar says...
 
"I wish that no matter where I go, beautiful women will want and
need me."
 
***POOF***
 
He is turned into a tampon.
 
 
The moral of the story?
If a Senior Manager offers you anything, there's going to be a
string attached.