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"Hello, is this the FBI?"
 
"Yes. What do you want?"
 
"I'm calling to report my neighbor Billy Bob Smith! He's hiding
cocaine inside his firewood."
 
"Thank you very much for the call, sir."
 
The next day, the FBI agents descend on Billy Bob's house. They
search the shed where the firewood is kept. Using axes, they bust
open every piece of wood, but find no cocaine. They swore at
Billy Bob and left.
 
The phone rings at Billy Bob's house.
 
"Hey, Billy Bob! Did the FBI come?"
 
"Yeah!"
 
"Did they chop your firewood?"
 
"Yep."
 
"Okay, now it's your turn to call the FBI. I want to plant some seeds in the garden."