HAHAHA

Severely constipated, Ammar went to the doctor and was given a
prescription for suppositories. Never having used them in the old
country, Ammar proceeded to eat one a day for a week.
 
Still constipated, he went back to the doctor who looked at him
with amazement.
 
"I can't believe it. A week of these and you still haven't moved
your bowels." He threw up his hands. "Are you sure you used the
entire box?"
 
Snarling with disgust, Ammar said,
 
"Whadda hell you think I do, shove them up my ass?"

HAHA

Ammar has spent many days crossing the desert without water. His
camel dies of thirst. He's crawling through the sands, certain
that he has breathed his last, when all of a sudden he sees an
object sticking out of the sand several yards ahead of him. He
crawls to the object, pulls it out of the sand, and discovers
what looks to be an old brief case. He opens it and out pops a
genie....
 
But this is no ordinary genie. He is wearing a Senior Manager ID
badge and dull grey suit.
 
"Well" says the genie. "You know how it works. You have three
wishes."
 
"I'm not falling for this." says Ammar. "I'm not going to trust a
Senior Manager."
 
"What do you have to lose? You've got no transportation, and it
looks like you're a goner anyway!"
 
Ammar thinks about this for a minute, and decides that the genie
is right. "OK, I wish I were in a lush oasis with plentiful food
and drink."
 
***POOF***
 
Ammar finds himself in the most beautiful oasis he has ever seen.
And he is surrounded with jugs of wine and platters of
delicacies.
 
"OK, what's your second wish."
 
"My second wish is that I were rich beyond my wildest dreams."
 
***POOF***
 
Ammar finds himself surrounded by treasure chests filled with
rare gold coins and precious gems.
 
"OK, you have just one more wish. Better make it a good one!"
 
After thinking for a few minutes, Ammar says...
 
"I wish that no matter where I go, beautiful women will want and
need me."
 
***POOF***
 
He is turned into a tampon.
 
 
The moral of the story?
If a Senior Manager offers you anything, there's going to be a
string attached.

HA

"Hello, is this the FBI?"
 
"Yes. What do you want?"
 
"I'm calling to report my neighbor Billy Bob Smith! He's hiding
cocaine inside his firewood."
 
"Thank you very much for the call, sir."
 
The next day, the FBI agents descend on Billy Bob's house. They
search the shed where the firewood is kept. Using axes, they bust
open every piece of wood, but find no cocaine. They swore at
Billy Bob and left.
 
The phone rings at Billy Bob's house.
 
"Hey, Billy Bob! Did the FBI come?"
 
"Yeah!"
 
"Did they chop your firewood?"
 
"Yep."
 
"Okay, now it's your turn to call the FBI. I want to plant some seeds in the garden."

class montage

same video with edited audio
note that the audio isnt truncated at the end in the actual video, instead it extends the video till the song finishes

class montage

:)

-jiehao

some of my trip photos

http://picasaweb.google.com/eltonjohn007

As the title..

Photos including Harvard, MIT, MIT hotel, Boston Common Park, Boston City, MIT Museum and my conference...

aiya most pics of ching ching & shaozhe cause they rest cycle too fast.
if unhappy with the pics tell me & i'll remove.

THEOUTING

IS ON MONDAY

THE 7TH

SEE YOU AT BEDOK MRT

AT 9:40AM

:)

bring snacks and anything fun too (:

See you there.

CLASS OUTING ON THE 7TH JULY

AND YOU'RE INVITED.

MSG ME TO CONFIRM ATTENDANCE

ASAP :)

see you there!

LOL

sth random to de-stress before the block tests. =P

CLASS CIP =D

HI =D

long awaited. sorry the-yawn! haha..

anyway, here goes.

eh. before you carry on looking. please prepare yourselves for the unthinkable.

totally oblivious..

okay. no more rated photos.

=)

thanks all for participating in the cip though it was pretty time consuming. =X anyway, hope you guys enjoyed yourself. so there. if you wanna help out at care corner anytime just let me know. we can go down! haha.. oh well. as of now i think everyone's more concered with blocks. so, jiayou! mug hard. =D

HI PPLE =)

we'll have a final final briefing on monday at A212 at 10am. meet at class bench first la. DO NOT BE too LATE - a little allowance is okay but pls be responsible, dun make everybody wait for you. those who have yet to reply my sms to inform me if you're coming or not pls do so like NOW. thank you. =)

and for those who can't make it, i might have to see you guys on tues. just that small handful of you.. this one not confirmed yet i'll let you know again.

OKAY. CYA!

band concert photo

thanks lynn for the photo.

and no idea where chingching went to :)

-jiehao

this shall just be a really short post. i shall not steal jiehao's limelight. you all must go read his post okay! its a good account of what happened the past 2 tiring but fun days. =)

ANYWAY. just so all of you know, we've collected a grand total of

$1159

its like $159 more than our target and i must say you guys have really really put in commendable effort. i was still kinda worried sat morning that we might not be able to hit $1000. but it was really encouraging to see you guys really help in any way possible, even though you were all tired and stuff.

actually, i planned this cip really with the objective of benefitting the kids. but i'm sure you'll agree with me that all of us got to know at least a few of our classmates better just after this 2 days. its very nice to see that! =P

okay thats all i wanna say. ehh.. we'll have more fun k? we need to test out the games, ehh.. sometime next week.. heh.. surely that'll be less tiring and so more fun right? =D

haha.. okay! thanks a lot for being supportive once again! oh and care corner says 'a big thank you' too all of you as well. =)

:)

in my efforts to revive this blog, im taking the liberty to post on this blog, what i would post on my personal blog if i had one. but if any of the content causes any displeasure or discontentment, PLEASE tell me and I'll take note of it, but I wont remove it still..

of the class cip

the skeptic in me once doubted the point of a class cip, thinking that it probably would be too little, too late, if the aims of the cip even included that to unify the individuals in the class. But after the fund-raising phase of the activity, I've come to realize that my initial skepticism were largely irrelevant. 

After this 2 days of newspaper-collection, I'm glad to say that they are probably the best days in this 2 years of class-life that I've experienced. So for now, a summary of the events, peppered with some of my thoughts. At the start, everyone (qualifier: myself included) were rather sluggish and thus rather slow in the collection and comments about the how the pile of newspapers was really small and stuff started flying, and thats probably true if you actually compared what we collected against what we thought we could collect. 

But it wasnt long before we actually had more newspapers than we could handle, and thus had to send the first batch of newspapers to the recycling plant where we exchanged the 1.6 tonnes of waste paper for $459. Whilst zhiyi, mingyi and myself went to the plant, the rest continued to toil at sembawang and by the time we got back, we were almost ready for a second trip to the plant with $320 worth of thrashy news :X And after the second trip, it concluded the day's collection.

It was good to see that everyone made themselves useful, with some tying the newspapers, others collecting more, and some even evolving into lift-ladies. From what I saw, even the tired continued to chip in what increasingly little they could (as LDMR dictates) and I suppose thats more than what the organisers can ask for. And fittingly,  towards the end of the day, as lethargy overrode all other emotions and enthusiasm that we had, that feeling was sort of conveyed in the weather, sluggish and dull. Oh regarding, enthusiasm, that's debatable though, firstly because newspaper collection isnt something that most would be enthusiastic about, but on the other hand level of enthusiasm is often used as a yardstick to gauge how passionate you are about the greater cause. Uhm, never mind.....

Anyway, ditto the above, add in some more fun and sweat and viola, a summary of the second day. 

Well I certainly had great fun during these 2 days and I've come to enjoy the company of those who went, and especially those who were exceptionally accommodating and understanding.  So to end it off, good job everyone and kudos to all, especially to anna, our cip rep, for a collection well planned,  and to everyone else, for a job well executed. Oh and special mention to jasmine, you've been a rather great host. 

For now, let the pictures do the talking.

jiehao

peace out

class cip

6j class cip. 

more photos in the future.

watch this space

jiehao

hey all.

remember, class cip's on tomorrow :)

see you there!

-jiehao

more photos can be found on the jr class blog. http://class08s6j.blogspot.com

:)

jiehao

JTS :)

JTS. keep the photos coming :)

-jiehao

hey hey hey!

Here's some more designs for the class tshirt that you all might wanna consider.

the original one with the logo

and for the back I made 2 

and 

-jiehao :)

class tee

transformer:

front


back



bubbles: ( choose between back 1 & 2 )

front


back 1


back 2



Click Here to take survey
err i'll collect the results on 30/4 then send for printing based the majority present at that time.
( the transformer design is like that cause cant think of a suitable back design )
erm if got any suggestions please tell asap!
thank you!